"

So I was going down on my grandma the other night, and I tasted horse semen.

I stopped for a second and thought to myself: is this how she died?

"

Batman isn’t amused

joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.

joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.

koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]
koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]
koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]
koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]
koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]
koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]

koffrey:

Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–

Deal with it. [x]

a-time-for-wolves:

 3x09 / 4x02: My son...
a-time-for-wolves:

 3x09 / 4x02: My son...
a-time-for-wolves:

 3x09 / 4x02: My son...
a-time-for-wolves:

 3x09 / 4x02: My son...

a-time-for-wolves:

3x09 / 4x02: My son...

The maid at the feast with the purple serpent

The king is dead, long live the king. Now fly little bird, FLY! #runsansarun